My friend Tricia passed along this hilarious retro job posting.* I love these things. Can you imagine seeing this in a newspaper and thinking, "I'd be perfect for this job! 16 years old...alive...DELECTABLE. Point me towards your HR department, sirs." One of the many reasons I'm thankful for having been born in the 80s. (Click on the image to see a larger, readable version.)
*Is it real? Don't ask me. It looks pretty real.